The wind will be our guide.

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad was the original sexy sax man and he’s knows the panty dropping notes to prove it. His wind instrument was a weapon on mass seduction, which is why the saying “this one time at band camp…” exists. 

So hipsters, whenever you hear “Careless Whisper” and think of that no talent ass-hat who achieved viral fame for being a musical dickhead, remember this…

To your dad the saxophone was really the sexophone. 

Thank you to Celeste for the photo.